Minooka Meter Maids Go To All Midget Squad, Are Eliminated From Outsider Poetry Slam Playoffs

The Minooka Meter Maids decision to go to an all midget squad backfired last weekend in Rockford when they were eliminated from the Outsider Poetry Slam playoffs by an upstart Kokomo Oralists team that went with an all bigs lineup. 

Minooka Meter Maids coach Dr. Barbara Stanwyck, said the decision, in retrospect, to go with an entire lineup of midgets was probably a mistake. 

New addition, Peter Shrinklage, never got out of the team bus to perform his set. Consequently, he was disqualified and the team received a zero. You can see a recap of the entire match, as well as updated playoff schedules at the League Website